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He was twenty minutes late again, but this time I could see the reason. He was making out with some girl right where I could see him. I couldn’t go out and yell at him because it would blow our cover. What would it look like if his little sister
He would do it if I urged it… if only because it would make me even hotter.
solidarityfront:dreamingofcossackia:call-me-douchebag:drsofialamb:# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB Reblog this because it would piss off Putin. democracyisdead I am kill It’s funny because Putin hates speaking
possiblestalker: “Well, we have to write Sarah Shahi out somehow. We have an episode where it’s perfectly set up that she could leave the country with some dude. It would be easy. It would be nice and clean.”“No, let’s have her come back from
I wish a boy would bring me breakfast in bed, especially tea. Even though I loathe breakfast I would eat it, because it would mean that much.
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the-frozone-layer: In lieu of Tuesday’s episode, many SU fans decided it would be fun to leave bad reviews on the Keystone Motel Co Inc page regarding frozen toilets, square pizza, a waterless pool, and mixed-up tv channels.If you were one of the people
I have a fantasy that is a bit difficult to explain, and in some ways I am not really sure I would want it in reality, but I come back to it again and again. Perhaps because it would truly be a total loss of control. You see, I know that you will always
Haha the GPA system is so fucked, my *minor* GPA is barely over a 2.2 because it only includes classes I’ve taken for my minor even though I have made B’s in every single one. Thank you @ the GPA system for letting my above average grades translate
winterlorn:Okay, so a good ruler needs a cock, but it’s better if it doesn’t work, because then the ruler won’t be controlled by said cock. Because it would be terrible if a woman would have any power over a man in any way, but a female
pinkcatsy: “Haru, tell me if you’re lonely because I’ll make a place where you belong.” “I honestly think it would’ve been better if you were never born.” tHE PAIN THAT I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW I WANNA CRY FOR HARU I MIGHT SOON
bunnyomega: periegesisvoid: agateophilic-bitch: periegesisvoid: an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination. chill bro it’s a fucking pun Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.
lancer-blaster: antifamutantdown: silversarcasm: tbt to when i pointed out that it would have been nice to have a blind actor cast as daredevil and people honestly tried to tell me it would be impossible because it would be too expensive for marvel,
dharuadhmacha: sumisa-lily: Alright @dharuadhmacha I’m in! Let’s roll! Why do I think it would look like this? 😂 ROTFLMFAO. Because it would. It totally would. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
I want to hit the lottery because I think it would be fun to buy everything on everyone’s wish lists. Well, everyone that I like anyway.
bustysister: He was twenty minutes late again, but this time I could see the reason. He was making out with some girl right where I could see him. I couldn’t go out and yell at him because it would blow our cover. What would it look like if his little
kennyg6: I really wish it was possible to have a rig where the pelvis can be moved without the rest of the body bones moving with it, only rotating instead. Because it would make animating cowgirl a whole lot simpler and better, because whenever I try,
domcgo: Something I did for a contest but it was rejected. Posting it because it would be a waste to not post it.
#should i write a bathtub scene lauren yes yes a million times yes because it would be so awkward and there would be limbs everywhere
hvit-ravn: fili king under the mountain and prince kili (if battle of five armies would end in different way, of course. i’m so sorry mr.tolkien, but i have my own end of this story, because your hurt too much)
ladynorthstar: Dwalin picked some blue forget-me-not because they reminded him of Thorin’s eyes but is actually to shy to give them to him because it may look awkward… poor kid. ilovemustard actually prompted something involving Thorin and Dwalin
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
benepla: fuckboyaham: Anyone ever had a class where there’s one really obvious Tumblr nerd who never stops talking about stuff that the entire class doesn’t understand because it would only make sense on this shit website and you just cringe so
compassionco:thatvegancosplayer: thecutestofthecute: merlynm: He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog. this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it He’s so happy he doesn’t
vietnamesecrystal: i hate it when someone adds something dumb to your post and its obvious that they don’t get the post because of the context so you don’t bother explaining it to them because it would be impossible to LOL RIGHT??
It’s really annoying to keep coming across so much Andrea (from The Walking Dead) hate while searching for stuff on Cybil (from Silent Hill) just because they’re both played by Laurie Holden. There’s enough Andrea hate in the Walking
When Steven Universe comes out on DVD (not gonna acknowledge that it might not because that would make me really really sad) I hope it has commentaries. I love commentaries
Y'know, I enjoy Blue Sky’s movies to a certain extent but I’m actually very relieved they never adapted “The Wainscott Weasel” (even though they bought the rights to) because I’m 1000% sure it would’ve pissed me off
gemslashstashcache: Took a stab at a Sugilite concept for fun, but it’s all sketchy so I’m putting it here. I’ve seen people suggest weapons like a mace, ball and chain, or nunchuck, so I’d like to pose a bolas because I think it would fit well
I think when I play Dragon Age: Inquisition (when it comes out) I’m going to have to have Dorian as a permanent team member because he has the same name as my brother so it just amuses me whenever people talk about him and it’d probably be
dragonageconfessions: Confession: It really bugged me how human characters in DAO expected the Dwarf wardens to know all about human culture. How exactly would a Brosca know who Loghain is or what a templar is or what the Urn of Sacred Ashes is or how
Dang its super foggy out right now. Must just be this area though otherwise everyone I know would be texting me telling me I’d love it because it’s ‘just like Silent Hill outside’
*track a relatively obscure tag that very rarely updates**suddenly gets a 1 next to it indicating a post has been added, after months of no activity**click on it**its hate for the thing*
Yesterday #bears was trending on Twitter and I was excited because I love bears but it turned out it was just sports :(
I’m terrible at talking to people but it would be appreciated if someone could tell me random things about Pokemon or just send random things anon or not because it would be nice to have stuff to wake up to
renaissancebeifong: Katara and Kya I would never want to fight a Southern Water Tribe woman, because it would be over before it began.
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
chayashix: chayashix: In case anyone missed this [that would partially be my fault really, since I hid it under the cut (｡-_-｡)] - I would really love to hear some feedback on the RivaMika Week pieces now that the entire series has been completed.
Not even trying to sound cocky at all because I dont think im hot shit or anything but there have been a lot of guys since I came out that have been interested in me and it blows because I cant see myself with them at all and it sucks because it would
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
crash-mcbarason: tea-doodles: crash-mcbarason: tabularojo: crash-mcbarason: whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple” It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples
astolove: it would have actually been such a power move to just cast colin farrell as grindelwald because it would make dumbledore’s failings so much more relatable. the rest of the characters are questioning how he could be so shortsighted and blinded
fuckyeahpooping: Having a boyfriend would be cool because it would someone that I could hug all the time and randomly kiss on the cheek and he wouldn’t complain and he might even think it was cute how cool would that be
iamweiner: yolokony666x420x1017sodmg: insaneclownpapi: ramielfucker: “capitalism is the best system because it benefits me, and communism is the worst because it would no longer allow me to be better than you” i like PS4 Pizza tastes
so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me a favor and don’t
this was also in the found video and it was after I almost choked to death and realized how unsexy I was
abitchlikethis: Before I go party, I would like to post this for everyone. I FUCKING MET JARED PADALECKI IN ROCKEFELLER PLAZA TODAY :3 :3 :3 :3
sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone
i wish i had little tiny nipples because it would make underboob shots so much easier while we’re at it, just smaller boobs in general would be nice
dasaix: johnniewaswolf: i wish i had little tiny nipples because it would make underboob shots so much easier while we’re at it, just smaller boobs in general would be nice I’ll swap with you! haha i wouldn’t wish my boobs on anyone!
discount-supervillain: so… this came out a little spookier than I thought it would. Originally I was gonna make a joke about how steven and connie wouldn’t do this because it would cut their candy pull in half, but instead… Oh well. Just, do me
It always makes me laugh when people reblog Naruto stuff from me that I’d never imagined would because it just further convinces me that nobody ever truly outgrows their narutard phase
anakedglassofwine: I love this gif because it would be something I would do. Particularly because the boys that always ask to see your tits are the ones most likely to be rendered speechless if you ever did. And I like keeping the boys on their toes.
I see a lot of people going on about how Ruby wouldn’t have known how to use Penny’s sword and I’m kinda confused?? Because she said that Qrow taught her everything she knows and that His weapon influenced Crescent Rose and his weapon is a giant
*squints*Does Ghira ( Blake’s dad, who I think is based off of Bagheera from the jungle book) hate Sun because it would tie in with Bagheera hating King Louie, yaknow, the MONKEY KING
transtristan: The guy in the picture is Aydian Dowling and he is trans. He’s in a competition to be on the cover of Men’s Health, and it would just be amazing if he won. Not only does he deserve it, but it would be HUGE for a transgender man to be
drawbauchery: drawbauchery: Here are the fusions!! Some are finished, some are ideas. Under the cut, because this subject matter is…just wrong. If anyone ever wants to add onto it, I’ll stick em in here no problem. Heed the warnings. This is forced
![chayashix: chayashix: In case anyone missed this [that would partially be my fault really, since I hid it under the cut (｡-_-｡)] - I would really love to hear some feedback on the RivaMika Week pieces now that the entire series has been completed.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/d40816b6ed4203ed5501b480a1c5bf6b/tumblr_n15uwgWJib1sji6d0o1_250.png)
